Him: “You’re late.”

Me: [laughing as I am leaving] “Like a wizard, I am never early, nor am I late; I arrive precisely when I mean to.*”

[on my way down the stairs]

Him [from upstairs]: “So.  How long have you been a wizard?”

*mutilated quote from Tolkien’s “The Fellowship of the Ring

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